Wednesday, September 12, 2007

The Gigwatcher 12/09/2007

Nessun dorma.

It's true what they say, there's no such thing as bad publicity.

Well.

Unless you're Britney Spears of course. Oh dear. Oh dearie me.

*koff*

And that's quite enough of that, here's what I found listed in the back pages of this week's NME:

The Favours & The Talks @ The Hope, Brighton - 17/09/2007
Wallis Bird @ Pressure Point, Brighton - 22/09/2007
Ruarri Joseph @ Unit22, Southampton - 24/09/2007
Kano @ Student Union, Southampton University - 03/10/2007
Noah & The Whale [with Laura Marling] @ Hamptons, Southampton - 04/10/2007
Adele @ Hamptons, Southampton - 06/10/2007
SixNationState @ The School of Arts, Winchester - 11/10/2007
Harrisons @ The Barfly, Brighton - 11/10/2007
SixNationState @ Envy, Portsmouth - 17/10/2007
Oceansize @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 18/10/2007
SixNationState @ Freebutt, Brighton - 20/10/2007
Jeffrey Lewis @ Audio, Brighton - 24/10/2007
SixNationState @ The Joiners, Southampton - 27/10/2007
The Young Knives @ The Joiners, Southampton - 10/11/2007
Kanye West @ BIC, Bournemouth - 25/11/2007
Kanye West @ The Brighton Centre - 24/11/2007
Lucero @ Engine Rooms, Brighton - 08/12/2007
Hard-Fi @ The Brighton Centre - 10/12/2007
Hard-Fi @ BIC, Bournemouth - 12/12/2007

If I'm not camped out in front of the GameCube playing Lego Star Wars 2 (no, really) I'll bung the above listed gigs onto the SoMC Events Calendar just as soon as I can (might be some time, I've only just rescued Lego Leia from the Lego Death Star). The Events Calendar is, as I've mentioned before, packed with all manner of gigs that I stumble across. Like these for example...

Yo La Tengo @ Concorde2, Brighton - 12/09/2007
Little London @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 12/09/2007
iLiKETRAiNS @ The Joiners, Southampton - 13/09/2007
Does It Offend You Yeah? @ Audio, Brighton - 13/09/2007
Big Topp & Catch Me A Comet @ The Arts Centre, Havant - 13/09/2007
Scouting For Girls @ The Brook, Southampton - 13/09/2007
King Creosote @ The Joiners, Southampton - 14/09/2009
Frosthold, Minds Dead More Alive & As We Feared @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 14/09/2007
The Electric Light Orchestra Experience @ The Brook, Southampton - 14/09/2007
Hugh Cornwell @ Ryde Theatre, IOW - 14/09/2007
The Mustangs @ The Contented Pig, Portsmouth - 15/09/2007
Rufus Stone @ The Brook, Southampton - 15/09/2007
The Oli Brown Band @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 16/09/2007
To My Boy @ The Joiners, Southampton - 16/09/2007
Milburn @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 17/09/2007
Steve Arnott @ The Frog & Frigate, Southampton - 18/09/2007
Rawkis, Samantha Horwill & Kate Smith @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 18/09/2007
Dan Le Sac v's Scroobius Pip @ The Joiners, Southampton - 18/09/2007
Steve Dalzell & Slow Down Charlie @ The Edge of The Wedge, Portsmouth - 18/09/2007
The Move @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 19/09/2007
Turisas @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 23/09/2007
Tremain @ Drift Bar, Southsea - 23/09/2007
The Exits, The 47's & Midnight Dance Party @ The Alma Arms, Portsmouth - 28/09/2007
Starsailor @ Student Union, Southampton University - 08/10/2007
The Parlotones @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 09/10/2007
Martin Simpson @ The Studio at The Petersfield School - 19/10/2007
Will Haven @ The Brook, Southampton - 04/11/2007
The Carl Palmer Band @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 04/11/2007
Focus @ The Brook, Southampton - 17/11/2007
Martyn Joseph @ The Brook, Southampton - 18/11/2007
Wilko Johnson @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 20/11/2007
The Hamsters @ The Ashcroft Arts Centre, Fareham - 01/12/2007

John Power's scheduled gig at The Cellars at Eastney on Wednesday 19th September has been rescheduled. The new date for the ex-Cast front man is Friday 9th November. Metal-core supergroup This Is Menace have cancelled their UK tour, which means they won't be appearing at The Wedgewood Rooms on Sunday 7th October after all. Punters are advised to contact point of purchase for refunds for either gig.

The second semi-final of The Wedgewood Room's Showcase '07 event will take place this Saturday, 15th September. As winners of their respective heats Introduce Your Icon, Swampglow, Godsend and The Elijah Project will be taking part, all aiming to win through to the Grand Final (to be held at the Wedge on Friday 28th September).

And that about wraps it up for this week. This afternoon I was mostly listening to the new King Creosote album and the long player from St Vincent, both of which are really very good indeed. Join me next week when I'll probably be stuck on Lego Dagobah with Lego Yoda.

:o)

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

The Gigwatcher 05/09/2007

We've got to break it before it breaks us.

Kudos to Klaxons for winning this year's Mercury Prize. If only I'd put a bet on them when I tipped them to win way back in July; the band's lead singer had £100 riding on them taking the prize at odds of 9/1 (add that to the £20000 prize money and the Milky Bars are definitely their treat)

No wonder he wasn't in a fit state to judge Kate Silverton's hair on BBC Breakfast this morning.

*koff*

Moving swiftly on, here's what I found listed in the back pages of this week's NME:

King Creosote [with Port O'Brien] @ The Joiners, Southampton - 14/09/2007
Kosheen @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 22/09/2007
Euros Childs @ The Joiners, Southampton - 25/09/2007
Asobi Seksu @ Unit22, Southampton - 27/09/2007
Just Jack @ The Dome, Brighton - 02/10/2007
Trash Fashion @ The Joiners, Southampton - 17/09/2007
Trash Fashion @ Freebutt, Brighton - 19/09/2007
The Dykeenies @ The Barfly, Brighton - 22/09/2007
Asobi Seksu @ The Barfly, Brighton - 26/10/2007
65daysofstatic @ Student Union, Southampton University - 29/10/2007
Candie Payne [supporting Mark Ronson] @ The Pyramids, Portsmouth - 29/10/2007
King Creosote [with Emma Pollock] @ Duke of Yorks, Brighton - 09/10/2007
The Checks @ Freebutt, Brighton - 09/10/2007
The Bees & Nine Black Alps @ The Old Fire Station, Bournemouth - 25/10/2007
The Eighties Matchbox B-line Disaster @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 29/10/2007
The Eighties Matchbox B-line Disaster @ The Old Fire Station, Bournemouth - 01/11/2007
Blood Red Shoes [supporting Biffy Clyro] @ The Guildhall, Southampton - 20/11/2007
Róisin Murphy @ The Dome, Brighton - 26/11/2007
Funeral For A Friend @ The Opera House, Bournemouth - 10/12/2007
Bruce Foxton & Rick Buckler @ The Guildhall, Southampton - 11/12/2007
Explosions In The Sky @ Concorde2, Brighton - 23/01/2007

If I'm not otherwise detained fiddling about with content management systems I will, as usual, update the SoMC Events Calendar with the above gigs when I get a spare five minutes. The Events Calendar is full of local gigs for local people, like these...

Ezio @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 05/09/2007
Storey, The Rebel Ching & Will McNicol @ Little Johnny Russells, Portsmouth - 06/09/2007
Ben's Brother & Dlugokecki @ Unit22, Southampton - 06/09/2007
The Maccabees & Fresh Legs @ The Joiners, Southampton - 06/09/2007
Dead!Dead!Dead! & Stout @ The Joiners, Southampton - 07/09/2007
Jean Genie @ The Brook, Southampton - 07/09/2007
The Alive, The Acid Test & Breaker Breaker @ The Railway, Winchester - 07/09/2007
The Superheroes @ The Colonial Bar, Horndean - 07/09/2007
Superfly @ The Railway Inn, Gosport - 08/09/2007
The Arkwrights, The Edible Stems & Psyracuse Pyramid @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 09/09/2007
Steve Arnott @ The Frog & Frigate, Southampton - 08/09/2007
Straight Shooters @ The Contented Pig, Portsmouth - 08/09/2007
The Steers @ Unit22, Southampton - 08/09/2007
One Weird Fish @ The Wheelwright Arms, Waterlooville - 08/09/2007
Kill The Arcade, Leptany & Cracking Amy @ The Alma Arms, Portsmouth - 09/09/2007
Mesh 29 & Tremain @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 09/09/2007
Jessica Spencer @ The Tap, Portsmouth - 09/09/2007
I Am Kloot @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 09/09/2007
Vince's Teeth @ The Heroes, Waterlooville - 09/09/2007
Fandangle & Mr Shiraz @ The Joiners, Southampton - 10/09/2007
The Ian Siegal Band @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 11/09/2007
David Ford @ The Barfly, Brighton - 11/09/2007
Bearsuit, Sancho & Parcel Force @ The Railway, Winchester - 12/09/2007
Brian Wilson @ The Opera House, Bournemouth - 20/09/2007
Xavier Rudd @ Concorde 2, Brighton - 22/09/2007
Ozric Tentacles @ The Brook, Southampton - 27/09/2007
JD Souther @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 03/10/2007
Mr Hudson and the Library @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 17/10/2007
Redlands Palamino Company & Rachelle Van Zanten @ The Railway, Winchester - 18/09/2007
Miles Hunt @ The Railway, Winchester - 21/10/2007
Super Furry Animals @ The Guildhall, Southampton - 25/10/2007
Ricky Cool & The Hoola Boola Boys @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 27/10/2007
Anti-Nowhere League @ The Brook, Southampton - 28/10/2007
The Wedding Present @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 30/10/2007
Boy Kill Boy @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 01/11/2007
Job For A Cowboy @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 11/12/2007

Unfortunately the Richard Hawley gig at Southampton Guildhall, scheduled for Sunday 2nd September, was postponed. The venue's website is tentatively listing the rescheduled date for sometime in (wait for it) March 2008. Dirty DC's gig at The Wedgewood Rooms, scheduled for Friday 14th September, has been moved back to Friday 14th December (original tickets remain valid).

The Express FM Golden Plectrum Awards take place at The Wedgewood Rooms tomorrow, Thursday 5th September. Accompanying the presentation of numerous shiny trophies will be live performances from the likes of The Elements, Suburbian, Dragon Eye Morrison, The Stations, Hold Fast, Jon Walbrin and Emptifish. Tickets are a very reasonable £5.

The playoff for the last space in the Grand Final of The Wedgewood Room's Showcase '07 event is scheduled for Tuesday 11th September. The playoff features the four highest scoring losing bands from across the eight heats, all of whom will be in with a shout for the fifth and final spot in the Grand Final. So far confirmed as taking part are The Model Village, Days Of No Trust and BlackFox. Entrance is £5 on the door.

And, save for wishing all those travelling to the Isle of Wight this weekend for the Bestival a most excellent time, that about wraps it up for this week. This afternoon I have mostly been listening to Metric and Klaxons. Join me next week when I'll be learning how to smurf.

:o)

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The Gigwatcher 29/08/2007

All punked up on Jupiter Oil.

That Keith Richards, he's a one. Despite a heavy schedule of snorting ashes, falling out of trees, being Johnny Depp's dad and eating cigarettes he still finds time to pick a fight with Sweden for giving him a bad review.

I wouldn't like to be in his shoes when Joey Tempest finds out; it'll be rock carnage, mark my words.

*koff*

Eyes down for a full house; here's what I found listed in the back pages of this week's NME:

Lucky Soul @ The Barfly, Brighton - 09/09/2007
Freerunner @ The Barfly, Brighton - 20/09/2007
Fortune Drive @ The Hope, Brighton - 20/09/2007
Blood Red Shoes @ The Pavillion, Brighton - 21/09/2007
The Departure @ The Joiners, Southampton - 23/09/2007
Blood Red Shoes @ The Joiners, Southampton - 24/09/2007
Jersey Budd [supporting The Rifles] @ The Brook, Southampton - 02/10/2007
Laura Marling @ Hamptons, Southampton - 04/10/2007
We Start Fires @ The Joiners, Southampton - 11/10/2007
SixNationState @ The Registry, Portsmouth - 17/10/2007
José González @ Concorde 2, Brighton - 20/10/2007
Charlotte Hatherley @ Freebutt, Brighton - 22/10/2007
Vincent Vincent & The Villains @ Audio, Brighton - 27/10/2007
SixNationState @ The Joiners, Southampton - 27/10/2007
Shy Child @ The Joiners, Southampton - 01/11/2007
Groove Armada @ The Brighton Centre - 10/11/2007
St Vincent [supporting The National] @ The Pyramids, Portsmouth - 10/11/2007
Groove Armada @ BIC, Bournemouth - 12/11/2007
Vincent Vincent & The Villains @ The Joiners, Southampton - 15/11/2007
Kaiser Chiefs @ The Brighton Centre - 16/12/2007
We Are Scientists @ Student Union, Southampton University - 18/11/2007
Bonde do Role @ Concorde 2, Brighton - 21/11/2007
Okkervil River @ Pressure Point, Brighton - 04/12/2007
The Chemical Brothers @ The Brighton Centre - 12/12/2007

If I'm not busy checking my Swedish phrase book for some suitably onomatopoeic words I will, of course, update the SoMC Events Calendar with the gigs above when I get the time. The Events Calendar is full of interesting musical events in your vicinity, like these...

Radio City Riot, The White Coats & You Are A Beautiful Robot @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 29/08/2007
Kubichek! @ The Joiners, Southampton - 29/08/2007
Mozy Dare @ The Square Brewery, Petersfield - 29/08/2007
Kent Duchaine @ The Raglan Rooms at The Alma Arms, Portsmouth - 29/08/2007
Remain Silenced @ The Joiners, Southampton - 30/08/2007
This Waiting Game & Ben Watling @ The Railway Inn, Winchester - 30/08/2007
Steve Arnott @ The Frog & Frigate, Southampton - 31/08/2007
One Weird Fish @
The Admiral Drake, Portsmouth - 31/08/2007
Time-Bomb @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 31/08/2007
Whole Lotta Led @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 31/08/2007
Paramore @ The Pyramids, Portsmouth - 01/09/2007
Big Red @ The Talking Heads, Southampton - 01/09/2007
Rival Joustas @ The Joiners, Southampton - 01/09/2007
Fleetwood Bac @ The Brook, Southampton - 01/09/2007
Richard Hawley @ The Guildhall, Southampton - 02/09/2007
TS McPhee's Groundhogs @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 02/09/2007
Tiny Dancers @ The Joiners, Southampton - 03/09/2007
Cut The Blue Wire, The Munroe Effect & Joey Nightmare @ The Raglan Rooms at The Alma Arms, Portsmouth - 03/09/2007
Polly Paulusma @ The Railway Inn, Winchester - 04/09/2007
Kelly Dickson @ The Arts Centre, Havant - 11/09/2007
Yo La Tengo @ Concorde 2, Brighton - 12/09/2007
Skaville UK & Orange Street @ The Talking Heads, Southampton - 14/09/2007
Flip Top @ The Admiral Drake, Portsmouth - 15/09/2007
John Power @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 19/09/2007
The Cropdusters @ The Talking Heads, Southampton - 27/09/2007
Fish @ The Brook, Southampton - 29/09/2007
The Puppini Sisters @ Turner Sims Hall, Southampton - 11/10/2007
China Crisis @ The Brook, Southampton - 12/10/2007
Kate Rusby @ The Anvil, Basingstoke - 14/10/2007
Tord Gustavsen Trio @ Turner Sims Hall, Southampton - 20/10/2007
Hazel O'Connor @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 07/11/2007
Captain @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 08/11/2007

If you wanted to see Paul Smith sporting porn-star shades and a bowler hat then you've missed your chance, Maximo Park's gig at The Guildhall in Portsmouth on Monday 8th October has sold out. The Pigeon Detectives appearance at The Pyramids on Friday 16th November is also now sold out, though tickets for The Smyths gig at The Wedgewood Rooms the same evening are still available.

To celebrate the salvation of The Brook its new owners are hosting an evening of celebration this Friday, 31st August, with a bill made-up of acts who feature regularly at The Platform Tavern (one of The Brook's saviours). Included on the bill are Bob Pearce, DVB and Blues ETC. Tickets are £7.50 and can be purchased online via WeGotTickets.

The first semi-final of The Wedgewood Rooms' Showcase '07 event takes place tomorrow night, Thursday 30th August. As winners of their respective heats The 47's, Wyldside, First Night Nerves and Hexagram will be taking part, all aiming to win through to the final. The date of the second semi-final, comprising the winners of heats five through eight, is yet to be confirmed.

And that's me done for another week. This afternoon I have mostly been listening to Tom McRae, Guns'n'Roses and Golden Section. Join me next week when I'll be following the advice of my Magic 8-ball.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

The Gigwatcher 22/08/2007

Sufferin' succotash!

Hard to believe but true, the Compact Disc is 25 years old this week.

Is it really a quarter of a century since a fresh-faced Kieran Prendiville spread strawberry jam on a new CD to demonstrate its near-indestructibility? It surely is. Tomorrow's World may not have lasted the distance but there are piles of CDs all over my house and my copy of Brothers In Arms won't die no matter what I smear on it.

*koff*

Moving swiftly on, here's what I found listed in the back pages of this week's NME:

Battle [supporting Kubichek!] @ The Joiners, Southampton - 29/08/2007
Black Lips @ The Engine Room, Brighton - 07/09/2007
Frank Turner & Jonah Matranga @ Audio, Brighton - 10/09/2007
Passenger @ The Joiners, Southampton - 22/09/2007
Frank Turner @ The Joiners, Southampton - 28/09/2007
The Rifles @ The Brook, Southampton - 02/10/2007
Kano @ Student Union, Southampton University - 03/10/2007
Soho Dolls @ Lennons, Southampton - 13/10/2007
Mooney Suzuki @ The Barfly, Brighton - 14/10/2007
Mooney Suzuki @ The Joiners, Southampton - 16/10/2007
Capdown @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 16/10/2007
Ed Harcourt @ Digital, Brighton - 22/10/2007
Fionn Regan @ Komedia, Brighton - 24/10/2007
Bedouin Soundclash @ Student Union, Southampton University - 05/11/2007

I'll update the SoMC Events Calendar with the above gigs just as soon as I've got the strawberry jam stains out of the carpet. The Events Calendar is, of course, just packed with lots and lots of lovely local gigs, like these for example...

And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead @ Concorde2, Brighton - 22/08/2007
The Old Boys Network @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 22/08/2007
Pink @ The Brighton Centre - 23/08/2007
Loomer @ The Talking Heads, Southampton - 23/08/2007
Recreation @ The Joiners, Southampton - 24/08/2007
Jamma @ The Contented Pig, Portsmouth - 24/08/2007
Whimwise @ The Fawcett Inn, Portsmouth - 24/08/2007
One Weird Fish @ The Cricketers Inn, Steep - 24/08/2007
The Silver Beatles @ The Brook, Southampton - 24/08/2007
Nizlopi @ The Talking Heads, Southampton - 25/08/2007
Kojak's Revenge @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 25/08/2007
Hijera @ The Joiners, Southampton - 25/08/2007
A Band Less Ordinary @ The Contented Pig, Portsmouth - 25/08/2007
Tom Hingley @ The Talking Heads, Southampton - 26/08/2007
Hugh Cornwell @ The Bandstand, Southsea - 26/08/2007 (free afternoon entertainment)
Superfly @ The Swan, Woolston - 27/08/2007
Spear Of Destiny @ The Railway Inn, Winchester - 28/08/2007
Silversun Pickups @ The Joiners, Southampton - 28/08/2007
Tremain & Jay Carter @ The Edge Of The Wedge, Portsmouth - 28/08/2007
Richard Hawley @ The Guildhall, Southampton - 02/09/2007
Ezio @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 05/09/2007
Blood Red Shoes @ The Joiners, Southampton - 24/09/2007
McFly @ The Guildhall, Southampton - 30/09/2007
Chuck Prophet @ The Talking Heads, Southampton - 03/10/2007
The Bluetones @ The Joiners, Southampton - 16/11/2007
The Smyths @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 16/11/2007
New Model Army @ The Brook, Southampton - 23/11/2007

Natasha Bedingfield's gig at The Guildhall in Southampton on Tuesday 25th September has been rescheduled to Wednesday 20th February 2008. Original tickets remain valid, punters requiring refunds should contact their point of purchase.

The sleepy hamlet of Arundel will be entertaining a variety of musical acts this weekend as the 30th Arundel Festival begins. Operatic soprano Natasha Marsh opens the proceedings on Friday 24th August, with eighties pop diva Alison Moyet headlining the following evening. The eighties theme continues on Sunday 26th August when the bass-slapping sounds of Level 42 will reverberate around the castle, and Girls Aloud take the stage on Bank Holiday Monday to wrap up the opening weekend. Full details are on the Events Calendar.

The seventh annual Southsea Folk and Roots Festival takes place this weekend with a variety of events being held across the borough. The majority of the gigs again take place in The Albert Tavern on South Parade Pier, with free concerts held in the afternoon and ticketed affairs in the evening (headliners for the evening gigs this year include Jackie Leven, Steve Gibbons, ColvinQuarmby and Memo Gonzalez). In addition to the gigs at the pier a variety of 'fringe' events are scheduled to take place, with The Florence Arms and The RMA Tavern both reprising their roles from last year. Full details are on the Events Calendar.

The next heat of Showcase '07 competition takes place at The Wedgewood Rooms tonight. The line-up for Heat Seven includes Days Of No Trust, Introduce Your Icon, Elide and Jenna's Revenge. The last heat of the first round is scheduled for next Tuesday, 28th August; Heat Eight features We're Still Waiting, Eat The Document, Blackfox and Godsend. Tickets for the Showcase events are a bargain £5.

The Grand Final of The Talking Heads' Battle Of The Bands competition takes place this Friday, 24th August. Breaker! Breaker!, Entirety, The Maddisons, Head To Head and The Fret all won through their heats to make it this far, all of them are in with the chance of winning the cash prize (if I'd known there was a cash prize I'd have thrown a band together!). Entrance is £5 on the door.

Those with Facebook may be interested to know that a new group has appeared on the burgeoning social networking site. Portsmouth Live Gigs promises to include details of up and coming events occurring in and around Portsea Island (and nicely complements the Wedgewood Rooms Appreciation group). If that doesn't float your boat then try Arsebook instead.

And that's me done for another week. This afternoon I have mostly been listening to the new releases from Richard Hawley and Editors, both of which are really rather good (and not at all disappointing, unlike Kate Nash's debut long player). Join me next week when I'll be fiddling about with the nobs on the cooker.

:o)

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

The Gigwatcher 15/08/2007

Step away from the Naga.

The past week has seen the passing of two musical mavericks; Tony Wilson and Lee Hazlewood. The former gave us Factory Records, Joy Division and paved the way for superclubs in the UK. The latter helped reinvent Nancy Sinatra as a pop icon and released one of my favourite albums ever.

[pause for quiet reflection]

And today is the 30th anniversary of when Elvis Presley went to the big farm in the sky.

[pause for deep-fried banana and peanut butter sandwich]

*koff*

And so to business, here's what I found listed in the back pages of this week's NME:

Operator Please @ The Barfly, Brighton - 02/09/2007
David Ford @ The Barfly, Brighton - 11/09/2007
Scouting For Girls @ The Brook, Southampton - 19/09/2007
Air Traffic @ Student Union, Southampton University - 23/09/2007
Hard-Fi @ South Parade Pier, Southsea - 31/08/2007
Just Jack @ The Dome, Brighton - 02/10/2007
Palladium @ The Barfly, Brighton - 03/10/2007
Palladium @ The Joiners, Southampton - 04/10/2007
Harrisons @ The Joiners, Southampton - 09/10/2007
Soho Dolls @ The Barfly, Brighton - 10/10/2007
Stephen Fretwell @ Digital, Brighton - 11/10/2007
Soho Dolls @ The Railway Inn, Winchester - 12/10/2007
Maps @ The Barfly, Brighton - 13/10/2007
The Cribs @ The Guildhall, Southampton - 14/10/2007
Shack @ Concorde2, Brighton - 21/10/2007
Digitalism @ Concorde2, Brighton - 14/11/2007

If I'm not suing Pompey FC for misuse of image rights (hey look, that's me in the crowd photo; I'm the guy at the top clapping out of time from everyone else) then I'll update the SoMC Events Calendar when I get the time. As I mention most every week, the Events Calendar is full of more gigs than a Topic has hazlenuts:

Simon Kent @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 15/08/2007
Joey Nightmare, Golden Section & Waiting For Sirens @ The Joiners, Southampton - 15/08/2007
The Earlies @ St George's Church, Brighton - 15/08/2007
Sollitude & Dragon Eye Morrison @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 15/08/2007
Bedouin Soundclash @ Concorde2, Brighton - 15/05/2007
Sons of Cain & Dead Saviour @ The Arts Centre, Havant - 16/08/2007
Sonny Black @ The RMA Tavern, Portsmouth - 16/08/2007
Holy Roller & The Rebel Ching @ Drift, Southsea - 16/08/2007
Take Guard & Driven By Suffering @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth @ 16/08/2007
Rufus Stone @ The Brook, Southampton - 17/08/2007
Steve Arnott @ The Frog & Frigate, Southampton - 17/08/2007
Autons @ The Fawcett Inn, Portsmouth 17/08/2007
Dead!Dead!Dead! & Loose Caboose @ The Talking Heads, Southampton - 17/08/2007
The Damned @ The Brook, Southampton - 18/08/2007 SOLD OUT!
The Mods @ The Talking Heads, Southampton - 18/08/2007
Kelly's Tattoo @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 18/08/2007
Firegarden @ The RMA Tavern, Portsmouth - 18/08/2007
The Dead 60's @ Pressure Point, Brighton - 19/08/2007
Orange Street & The Autumn Stone @ The Bandstand, Southsea - 19/08/2007 (free afternoon entertainment)
Simon Paylor & Sarah Saville @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 19/08/2007
The Peacocks @ The Joiners, Southampton - 20/08/2007
Battles @ Concorde2, Brighton - 21/08/2007
Becky Anderson & Wilfy @ Edge Of The Wedge, Portsmouth - 21/08/2007
Memo Gonzalez & The Blues Casters @ South Parade Pier, Southsea - 27/08/2007
Tremain & Jay Munday @ Edge Of The Wedge, Portsmouth - 28/08/2007
Time-Bomb @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 31/08/2007
Yo La Tengo @ Concorde2, Brighton - 12/09/2008
Hugh Cornwell @ Ryde Theatre, IOW - 14/09/2007
The Storys @ The Cellars at Eastney - 21/09/2007
The Saw Doctors @ The Brook, Southampton - 04 & 05/12/2007

Mmm, hazlenuts.

If, like me, you weren't lucky enough to get tickets for the Foo Fighters' double secret festival warm-up gig in Brighton this Friday then fear not; you can enjoy Dave Grohl and chums from the comfort of your own home thanks to the nice people at Radio 1. The gig will be broadcast live from the Concorde2 from 1800. And yes, I know it's not quite the same as being there, but you could always invite some mates round and have a mini-mosh pit in your front room.

The Talking Heads' Battle Of The Bands competition continues apace, with the third heat taking place this evening. Tonight's penultimate round features The Rivers of Sound, The Maddisons, Long Shore Drift and The Ramblings. The fourth and final heat is tomorrow, Thursday 16th August, with Head To Head, Kids Can't Fly, Lights Alive, The Next Tuesdays and The Fret all trying to make it through to next week's semi-finals. Entrance is £5 on the door.

The sixth heat of The Wedgewood Rooms' Showcase '07 competition is scheduled for next Tuesday, 21st August, and the line-up includes The Elijah Project, The Accidents, Midnight Dance Party and City Safari. Entrance is a bargain £5, for which you get both entertainment and the opportunity to perfect your Simon Cowell impression alongside the real judges.

Put a fork in me, I'm done. This afternoon I have mostly been tinkering with Windows XP whilst listening to The Strange Death of Liberal England and Moi Caprice. Join me next week when I'll be impersonating a large cheese.

:o)

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

The Gigwatcher 08/08/2007

They peel them with their little knives.

It was bound to happen sooner or later. Some sad sack techno geek has created a virus which, once activated, targets your MP3s and deletes them from your PC. Honestly, haven't these techie nerds got anything better to do than try to ruin my day?

*koff*

Guess not.

Moving swiftly on, here's what I found listed in the back pages of this week's NME:

Kubichek! & Battle @ The Joiners, Southampton - 29/08/2007
Tiny Dancers @ The Joiners, Southampton - 03/09/2007
Tiny Dancers @ The Barfly, Brighton - 04/09/2007
Plain White T's @ The Wedgewood Rooms - 05/09/2007
Idlewild @ The Pyramids, Portsmouth - 23/10/2007
Two Gallants @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 12/11/2007
Two Gallants @ Duke Of Yorks, Brighton - 13/11/2007
Newton Faulkner @ The Pyramids, Portsmouth - 30/11/2007

If I'm not ensuring that my PC's anti-virus software is bang up to date I'll update the SoMC Events Calendar when I get a spare five minutes. As I may have mentioned before, the Events Calendar is choc-a-bloc with bountiful gigness...

Lightnin' Willie & The Poorboys @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 08/08/2007
The Fazers @ The Joiners, Southampton - 08/08/2007
Helsinki @ The Edge Of The Wedge, Portsmouth - 09/08/2007
Richard Thompson @ The Brook, Southampton - 09/08/2007 SOLD OUT!
East 17 @ Chicago Rock Café, Southsea - 09/08/2007
Super Fly @ The Red Lion, Stubbington - 10/08/2007
The Darren Verne Band @ The Talking Heads, Southampton - 10/08/2007
Timshel @ The Hobbit, Southampton - 10/08/2007
The Sinnicks & This Waiting Game @ The Railway Inn, Winchester - 10/08/2007
The Bog Rolling Stones @ The Brook, Southampton - 11/08/2007
Bastila @ Unit22, Southampton - 11/08/2007
Viramundo @ The Bandstand, Southsea - 12/08/2007 (free afternoon entertainment)
Attila The Stockbroker @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 12/08/2007
Sign @ The Joiners, Southampton - 12/08/2007
Tegan & Sara @ Komedia, Brighton - 13/08/2007
Hijera @ The Joiners, Southampton - 25/08/2007
Rival Joustas @ The Joiners, Southampton - 01/09/2007
Ben's Brother & Dlugokecki @ Unit22, Southampton - 06/09/2007
Dead!Dead!Dead! @ The Joiners, Southampton - 07/09/2007
Scouting For Girls @ The Brook, Southampton - 13/09/2007
Brian Wilson @ The Opera House, Bournemouth - 20/09/2007
Amy MacDonald @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 03/10/2007
Walter Trout @ The Brook, Southampton - 04/10/2007
Black Umfolosi @ The Ashcroft Arts Centre, Fareham - 06/10/2007
China Crisis @ The Brook, Southampton - 12/10/2007
Los Pacaminos @ The Brook, Southampton - 13/10/2007
Rachel Unthank & The Winterset @ The Ashcroft Arts Centre, Fareham - 03/11/2007

A limited number of tickets have been made available for the rescheduled Cherry Ghost gig at The Wedgewood Rooms on Monday 20th August, contact the venue's box office to snap them up. Last month's Hayseed Dixie gig at The Brook, which was unfortunately postponed, has been rescheduled for Friday 21st September. Tickets are available from WeGotTickets.

The Wedgewood Rooms is currently closed for a bit of a wash and brush-up. The venerable venue will re-open on Tuesday 14th August with Heat Five of the Showcase '07 competition (featuring The Cool Banana, Swampglow, Joe Black and Ecoli). The Box Office and The Edge of The Wedge remain open as usual.

Details of the NME Freshers Tour 2007 have been announced; the line-up for the eleven date tour, which pitches up at The Old Fire Station in Bournemouth on Sunday 7th October, includes The Satin Peaches, Operator Please and The Go! Team. Tickets are available from Seetickets.

Following their addition to the bill for Editors' October jaunt across Blighty, Danish indie rockers The Kissaway Trail have had to postpone their imminent headlining UK tour. Both bands will now be at The Guildhall in Portsmouth on Tuesday 2nd October. And it's sold out.

Southampton's Talking Heads kicks off its Battle Of The Bands competition this week. The first heat is tonight, with The Casual Nelsons, Rupture Farms, Breaker! Breaker! and The Six Barrels all gunning for the chance to win the big prize. Heat Two is tomorrow night and features The KingSkins, Disaster By Design, Entirety and The Radics. Entrance is £5 on the door (£4 in advance).

And that's me done for another week; this afternoon I have mostly been chooglin' along to Kings of Leon and tapping my feet to The Kissaway Trail. Join me next week when I'll be pickling onions the hard way.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

The Gigwatcher 01/08/2007

Pinch. Punch. First of the month.

Keith Richards is writing an autobiography?

*koff*

Too easy.

Moving swiftly on, here's what I found listed in the back pages of this week's NME:

To My Boy @ The Joiners, Southampton - 16/09/2007
Madina Lake @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 24/09/2007
The Hoosiers @ The Old Fire Station, Bournemouth - 09/10/2007
The Coral @ The Guildhall, Southampton - 17/10/2007
Oceansize @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 18/10/2007
Flowered Up @ Concorde 2, Brighton - 22/10/2007
The Hoosiers @ The Joiners, Southampton - 24/10/2007
Stereophonics @ BIC, Bournemouth - 04/11/2007
The Hoosiers @ The Barfly, Brighton - 14/11/2007
Stereophonics @ The Brighton Centre - 05/11/2007

If I'm not trapped under something heavy, or otherwise faffing about, I'll update the SoMC Events Calendar when I get a spare five minutes. The Events Calendar is, as I've been known to tell perfect strangers I meet at bus stops, full to the frothing brim with gigs for people like you...

Georgia Wonder & James Blake @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 01/08/2007
The Way @ Chicago Rock Café, Southsea - 01/08/2007
Sinnerboy @ South Parade Pier, Portsmouth - 02/08/2007
of Montreal @ Audio, Brighton - 03/08/2007
Kelly's Tattoo @ The Talking Heads, Southampton - 03/08/2007
The Bon Jovi Experience @ The Brook, Southampton - 03/08/2007
Isaac Hayes @ The Opera House, Bournemouth - 04/08/2007
Meniscus Brothers @ The RMA Tavern, Portsmouth - 04/08/2007
Manti @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 04/08/2007
The Peter Donegan Band & Arizona Flame @ The Bandstand, Southsea - 04/08/2007 (free afternoon entertainment)
SomaHigh @ The Joiners, Southampton - 04/08/2007
The Talks @ Unit22, Southampton - 04/08/2007
Plain Loco & Westcoasters @ The Bandstand, Southsea - 05/08/2007 (free afternoon entertainment)
Iain Matthews @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 05/08/2007
The Sugars @ The Barfly, Brighton - 07/08/2007
Rufus Stone @ The Brook, Southampton - 17/08/2007
Kubichek! @ The Joiners, Southampton - 29/08/2007
Lloyd Cole @ The Turner Sims Concert Hall, Southampton - 27/09/2007
Idlewild @ The Pyramids, Portsmouth - 23/10/2007
Tom Baxter @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 23/10/2007
The Young Knives @ The Joiners, Southampton - 10/11/2007

Lethal Bizzle's gig at The Joiners on Thursday 16th August has been cancelled, punters are advised to contact their point of purchase for ticket refunds. Monday night's Cherry Ghost gig at The Wedgewood Rooms was cancelled due to illness, the gig has been rescheduled to Monday 20th August. Those lucky enough to have tickets for this SOLD OUT gig but who can't make the new date should contact the venue by Monday 13th August for refunds (those without tickets are advised to contact the Box Office for returns).

The cream of Portsmouth's music scene don their shorts and boots this Saturday, 4th August, for the inaugural Rocker Soccer 5-a-side Tournament. Amongst the bands taking part are Blue Sky Research, The Ridgeway, The Stations, The Deads and Emptifish, all of whom will be joining the crew from Little Johnny Russell's, the organisers of the event. The tournament, which will raise money for Cancer Research UK, will be held at Roko in Hilsea, and the fun kicks off at midday.

Belle and Sebastian's Richard Colburn will be showing off his DJing skills at Little Johnny Russell's in Portsmouth tomorrow, Thursday 3rd August. Entrance is £3 and, along with the demonstration of indie turntable technique, there'll also be live music from Dirty 38's and The Stations to keep you entertained.

The Wickham Festival returns for its second year this weekend, bringing four days of music and entertainment to the village. This year the festival has moved to a dedicated green field site, with a 3000 capacity big-top tent hosting the entertainment (and keeping the punters dry should it rain). Legendary 70's folk-rockers Jethro Tull get things going tomorrow night, Thursday 2nd August, then The Hamsters and Maggie Bell bring the Blues to Wickham on Friday evening. Eddi Reader, Kathryn Tickell and Luka Bloom are on Saturday's bill, which is headlined by Runrig's Donnie Munro. The festival wraps up on Sunday with performances from Dean Friedman, Hazel O'Connor, Eliza Carthy and The Men They Couldn't Hang (who should get the crowd going nicely before Galway's The Saw Doctors bring the festival to a close). Both day and weekend tickets are available from the festival website.

Heat Four of The Wedgewood Rooms' Showcase 07 competition takes place tomorrow, Thursday 2nd August, and will feature performances from Wyldsyde, Absent Jack, Hellcyon and Life With Max (each of which will be trying to persuade both the judges and the audience into giving them more votes than the rest). Tickets for the Showcase events are a bargain £5.

And that about wraps it up for another week; this afternoon I have mostly been listening to The Railway Children and feeling nostalgic. Join me next week when I'll be hunting down the Great Prophet Zarquon and giving him a good telling off.

:o)