Kick Kick Kick Kick...

Names have been changed to protect the innocent... 

[INT] An office building on an overcast Thursday afternoon. In a quiet corner of an open-plan room a team of IT types are hard at work; they are of similar ages, all awaiting a mid-life crisis, with the exception of the considerably younger PFY.

Mr Ex: 6Music just played the Hey Duggee football song, it's brilliant!
Mr Stick: Is that the Kick song?
PFY: What's Hey Duggee?
Mr Stick: Listen to this [banging tune emanates from a mobile phone's speaker, all listen]
Mr Check: It's OK, but it's not the best World Cup song is it?
Mr Shorts: Which is? 
Mr Check: New Order's one obviously
[several quiet seconds pass]
PFY: Who are New Order?

Bless. And people wonder why I never watched The IT Crowd. However, yes, the interesting people behind Hey Duggee have re-worked their retro club classic Stick song for the World Cup. No, really...

An Eighties Challenge, Day Four

Day four of my Eighties Challenge, a jovial seven day jaunt back through the mists of time, throwing musical oddities onto the web..

The Eighties famously saw the Second British Invasion of the USA, a musical incursion into the American charts that was powered by another of the decade's children, MTV. Thanks to the music video, and the channel's near constant playing of them, a raft of UK bands saw considerable chart success across the pond. For some acts this was only a fleeting glimpse of fame, whilst others secured career longevity and are still (mostly) together today; you only have to look at the posters on the wall in Ferris Bueller's bedroom to see who stumbled and who ran. Music sales were bolstered and embiggened by the power of the music video, with bands often reinventing their sound to make themselves more commercially appealing (perhaps at the gentle prodding of their record company). Would U2 be where they are now without MTV? Arguably no.

Just over thirty years ago this week I found myself standing in a field just outside of Milton Keynes to see one of these bands. Over the course of several albums they'd already moved from their Post Punk roots, to New Wave, to dabbling with Synthpop, all with varying degrees of success. A shift to a rockier sound brought dividends but it was a song from a movie soundtrack, a song they didn't write and were loathe to record, that pushed them over the edge and made them a stadium band. I am, of course, referring to Simple Minds.

In 1985 the band released Once Upon A Time, an album that soon appeared to be everywhere (in part due to most of it being released as singles), and the band toured relentlessly off the back of it. A year later, on a Sunday in June, my brother, his chums and I stood at the rear of the Milton Keynes Bowl, ready to be entertained. This was my first foray into the world of "the Stadium gig" and, yes, suffice to say I was a wee bit over-excited. The line-up included Doctor and The Medics (my first experience of seeing a band bottled), The Waterboys, the excellent Lloyd Cole and The Commotions and the sadly underwhelming Big Audio Dynamite.

Finally though the headline act took the stage, kicking things off with Waterfront, and all was good with the world. Well, it was nearly all good. Unfortunately the gig clashed with another important world event, namely the World Cup Quarter Final match between Argentina and England. Yes, that match, that infamous meeting of hand and ball. And wouldn't you know it, Jim Kerr baited the crowd with news of the game throughout their set. For shame Jim, for shame. Still, it was an excellent evening of music, a big band at the top of their game. And yes, there are no prizes for guessing what song I've picked for today..

41. EXT. FOOTBALL FIELD - DAY

We see Bender walking towards us as Brian's monologue continues.

BRIAN (VO)
(CONT'D)
But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...

ANDREW (VO)
...and an athlete...

ALLISON (VO)
...and a basket case...

CLAIRE (VO)
...a princess...

BENDER (VO)
...and a criminal...

BRIAN (VO)
Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

We see Bender walking across the football field as he thrusts his fist into the air in a silent cheer and freezes there.

Big Brother Soul's World Cup Special

The hardest working Soul band on the South Coast, Big Brother Soul, return to Gosport on Friday 9th July for another hot and sweaty evening of Stax & Motown at The White Hart. As the gig occurs at the tail end of the month-long football fest in South Africa, and there is of course the remote chance England make it to the final, the poster has a decidedly 1966 look and feel to it...



Tickets should be are available from the venue from Thursday 10th June NOW, priced at a bargain £3!

Given that previous BBS gigs at The White Hart sold out ahead of time I'd advise getting your tickets ASAP. For more information on the band check out their website or find them on Facebook.