Showing posts with label Bros. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bros. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 02, 2019

Review - "Bros: After The Screaming Stops"

The modern Christmas has become a time for over-indulgence and excess, still for families but tainted with the everyday cynicism of 21st Century life. It is, therefore, rather apt that one of the standout musical highlights of this past Yule was a documentary on BBC4 about a pop band from the late eighties/early nineties, the quick-burning global phenomenon that was the brothers Goss, Bros.

It's hard to believe now but thirty years ago two peroxide-haired identical twins from Surrey, Matt (vocals) and Luke (drums), made the wearing of Grolsch bottle-tops on shoes a popular fashion choice for their fans. Managed by ex-Pet Shop Boys manager Tom Watkins, and with chum Craig (aka Ken) on bass to temporarily rounding out the band as a trio, Bros briefly dominated pop charts, award ceremonies and the hearts of screaming fans all over the world. Catchy, slick and over-produced pop, with annoying vocal affectations that borrowed heavily from Michael Jackson, it's fair to say that Bros weren't my cup of tea (although, thanks to a chum of mine's near constant playing of When Will I Be Famous?, they were an act I was all too familiar with).

Taking its title from a Terry Wogan sound bite played near the beginning that queries the band what they'd do when the screaming stops, the film follows the band's reunion after years in pop's wilderness. Bizarrely the famed Irish presenter is also just about the only person in the piece to mention the third member of the band. Craig Logan (aka Ken) left the and in 1989 due to illness and, whilst it's understandable that he may not have wanted to be involved in the return of Bros, his absence from the film feels very much like a constant bass playing elephant-in-the-room (or at least it would if there were space between the twins' egos).

Following Craig's departure the brothers continued for two more albums, with subsequent singles charting lower in the Top 40 than their heyday, before finaly imploding in 1992. The pair subsequently forged solo careers in America, one in music and the other in movies, but the cause of and fallout from the split strained their relationship to breaking point. After barely speaking for nearly twenty five years the brothers decided to return for a series of reunion gigs, the often fractious process of which is captured on film in fascinating car crash detail.

It would be very easy to label Bros: After The Screaming Stops as a real-life Spinal Tap; whilst admittedly peppered with a jaw-dropping series of Tufnell-esque one-liners from lead singer Matt there is more at work here. The derailed relationship of the two brothers sits firmly at the heart of this botox-and-all look at the band's return. Opening in media res with a spat between the two brothers in a This Morning dressing room, a suitably hissy display of ego-fuelled temper from one that the other tries and fails to calm, the film then rolls back to before the reunion rehearsals began to introduce the players.

Luke lives in Los Angeles, ploughing a furrow in direct-to-DVD movies, whilst Matt has become a king of Las Vegas, receiving an icon award from the city's entertainment honchos. Despite their proximity they are removed from each other's lives, Luke is focused on getting his self-penned film completed, Matt seemingly immersed in a life that is detached from reality (adjacent to an ornate chair that forms his conversation corner there hangs a painting of his pet Bulldog, an item which has quickly become an internet meme). Matt has a selection of bandannas to help him focus, some joyously unfiltered rambling inanities and the founder of the Pussycat Dolls, Luke has his wife Shirley to lend support and kudos from famed character actor Ron Perlman.

With the introductions completed the duo are reunited in a nondescript rehearsal room in London where, in the month leading up to their reunion gig at The O2, a series of arguments and bitter reminisces ponder the question in the viewer's mind as to whether the planned reunion gig will actually take place. There is undeniably a love between these two, not just the bond that siblings have but the experiences that these particular two have shared, but fame and ego have tested the pair and the reasons for their split fester beneath the tan and plastic surgery; that roller-coaster relationship is what makes this documentary such an uncomfortably enjoyable watch.

I wasn't exactly in the target demographic for the band when they first appeared on the scene, and spending 87 minutes watching a boy band painfully reunite wasn't exactly on my Christmas to-do list, but a wave of positive posts on Twitter lured me into firing up iPlayer. This story of the two brothers' journey in and out of the music industry might be one enjoyed with a heavy shot of schadenfreude, at the end of which comes the realisation that Matt may never be a guy you want to be stuck in a lift with and Luke really really really deserves a hug, and that the old adage "you can't choose your family" is truer than you think.


Wednesday, July 02, 2008

The Gigwatcher 02/07/2008

Bottle Top Shoes

Well, it had to happen eventually.

Given all the comebacks of bands long past their prime (yes, I'm looking at you Boyzone and NKOTB) it was only a matter of time before one that didn't make it atop the charts would join in the fun.

Yes, those almost one-hit wonders Bros are talking up rumours of reforming and (wait for it) touring. Cue dodgy barnets, much faded denim and singing in a pained manner.

*koff*

Moving swiftly on. The following gigs were lovingly plucked from the rear end of this week's NME for your delectation and delight:

Cut Off Your Hands @ The Freebutt, Brighton - 15/07/2008
Hadouken! and Master Shortie @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 18/07/2008
Shout Out Louds @ Concorde 2, Brighton - 09/08/2008
The Last Shadow Puppets @ The Guildhall, Portsmouth - 19/08/2008
Wildbirds & Peacedrums @ The Prince Albert, Brighton - 16/09/2008
The Ting Tings @ The Guildhall, Southampton - 25/09/2008
Sam Sparro @ The Corn Exchange, Brighton - 03/10/2008
The Subways @ The Guildhall, Southampton - 09/10/2008
Hot Chip @ The Guildhall, Southampton - 23/10/2008
Sigur Ros @ BIC, Bournemouth - 08/11/2008
The Complete Stone Roses @ Concorde 2, Brighton - 27/11/2008

As I'm running out of excuses not to (the Euros having finished and I'm not intending to wind up in Scandal's on Saturday night) I'll endeavour to finally get around to updating the (rather forlorn looking) SoMC Events Calendar this weekend. Knowing me though I'll probably find myself distracted by something shiny instead (I'm somewhat predictable in that respect). When it is up to date the Events Calendar is a handy aid for the 'gig whore' about town, being full of lovely gigs like these...

Bad Influence @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 02/07/2008
Rebel Yell (Billy Idol tribute) @ Chicago Rock Cafe, Fareham - 02/07/2008
Glasvegas @ Concorde 2, Brighton - 03/07/2008
The Australian Pink Floyd Show @ The Anvil, Basingstoke - 03/07/2008 SOLD OUT!
The SAS Band @ The Brook, Southampton - 03/07/2008
The Moonlighters, The Prime and The Perils @ Bar 8, Portsmouth - 03/07/2008
Failsafe, Dead Mile, Death At Sea and The Light Divided @ The Joiners, Southampton - 03/07/2008
Subliminal Girls, The Moho and LCD @ The Railway, Winchester - 03/07/2008
Follow The Silence, The Escapade, A Stranger In Moscow and When Duty Calls @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 03/07/2008
Red Dirt @ The Platform Tavern, Southampton - 03/07/2008
The Wiggles @ BIC, Bournemouth - 03/07/2008
Ghosts on Pegasus Bridge, Rig Up Explosive and Where Loyalties Lie @ The Joiners, Southampton - 04/07/2008
George Benson @ BIC, Bournemouth - 04/07/2008
Dodgy @ Tiger Tiger, Portsmouth - 04/07/2008 (Portsmouth Festival launch
party)
Whole Lotta Led (Led Zeppelin tribute) @ The Brook, Southampton - 04/07/2008
The Corridors @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 04/07/2008
Tribe of Cro @ The Hobbit, Southampton - 04/07/2008
David Karsten Daniels, Aaron King and Red Feather @ The Freebutt, Brighton - 04/07/2008
Louche Manouche @ Soul Cellar, Southampton - 04/07/2008
Self Inflicted @ The Fawcett Inn, Portsmouth - 04/07/2008
Ebony Rockers @ The Talking Heads, Southampton - 04/07/2008
One Weird Fish @ The Colonial Bar, Horndean - 04/07/2008
Inner Circle @ The Brook, Southampton - 05/07/2008 CANCELLED!
Kaki King @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 05/07/2008
The Legendary Derek @ The Frog & Frigate, Southampton - 05/07/2008
Recreation, Goodnight Johnathan and Alex Kriche @ The Hobbit, Southampton - 05/07/2008
Furthest Drive Home, Data Select Party and Lost On Landing @ The Joiners, Southampton - 05/07/2008
Big Daddy Moochin' @ Soul Cellar, Southampton - 05/07/2008
Paddy Taylor, Goodnight Johnathan and Mono @ Café Havana, Southsea - 05/07/2008
Bad Toad @ The Talking Heads, Southampton - 05/07/2008
One Weird Fish @ The Fountain, Chichester - 05/07/2008
Zerofish @ The Firehouse, Southampton - 05/07/2008
Tesseract, Alternative Carpark, Abraxas and The Arusha Accord @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 06/07/2008
William and Loz Bridge & The Box Social @ The Joiners, Southampton - 06/07/2008
Barbwire Bob @ The Bugle, Botley - 06/07/2008
Bollywood Pandits @ The Bandstand, Southsea - 06/07/2008 (free afternoon
entertainment)
Stu & Denovo @ The Hobbit, Southampton - 06/07/2008
Jose Vanders @ Komedia, Brighton - 06/07/2008
Red Jackson @ The Platform Tavern, Southampton - 06/07/2008
"The Sunday Club" (line-up TBA) @ Drift, Southsea - 06/07/2008
Flis Pitman, Dave James and Andrew Gordon @ The RMA Tavern, Portsmouth - 06/07/2008
Brenda, A Stranger In Moscow and Munroe Effect @ The Jolly Sailor, Southsea - 06/07/2008
Outcry Collective, The Computers and The Deltons @ The Joiners, Southampton - 07/07/2008
Jose Vanders, Jessica Spencer and Becky Jerams @ Drift, Southsea - 07/07/2008
Panic At The Disco @ The Guildhall, Southampton - 07/07/2008 SOLD OUT!
Paul Heaton @ Komedia, Brighton - 08/07/2008
Martin Newnham & Andy Parkin, Ben Pinwill, Bemis and Dielle @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 08/07/2008
Jason Mraz @ The Corn Exchange, Brighton - 08/07/2008
3 Penny Puppet, James Tippins and Aitch @ The Edge of The Wedge, Portsmouth - 08/07/2008
Anton Browne @ Havant Arts Centre - 08/07/2008
Pancake Eating Freaks, Hung Up, The Architects and Loser Token @ The Joiners, Southampton - 08/07/2008
You Me At Six, Tonight Is Goodbye and Attack! Attack! @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth - 08/07/2008 SOLD OUT!
The Bohemia Ukelele Band @ Komedia, Brighton - 09/07/2008
Navi (Michael Jackson tribute) @ Chicago Rock Cafe, Fareham - 09/07/2008
LA-33 and Salsa Pimente DJs @ The Corn Exchange, Brighton - 09/07/2008
Dead Like Harry, The Dealers and Chris Ricketts @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 09/07/2008
Bangbangbang! and Baghdad Country Club @ The Freebutt, Brighton - 09/07/2008
3 Times Over, Waiting For Sirens and Ride The Skyline @ The Railway, Winchester - 09/07/2008
Skindred, Soma High, Toupé and Stout @ The Talking Heads, Southampton - 09/07/2008
Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster @ The Railway, Winchester - 10/07/2008
John Otway @ The Cellars at Eastney, Portsmouth - 07/09/2008
Stephen Stills @ The Brighton Centre - 10/10/2008
Funeral For A Friend @ The Pyramids, Portsmouth - 31/10/2008
Will Young @ The Guildhall, Portsmouth - 30/11/2008

In addition to the best selection of alternative tunes courtesy of the resident Southsea Mafia DJs, this week's Waster will feature live performances from The Levels and WiLF? Doors open at Portsmouth's Liquid Envy at 2200 tomorrow night, Thursday 3rd July, with entrance the usual £1 before 2230 (£2 before 2300, £3 after, etc). For more information see the event's Facebook page.

The sixth of the highly successful Portsmouth Showcase events takes place at The Guildhall in Portsmouth this Saturday, 5th July. The line-up for the latest event, organised by Portsmouth Scene Promotions, will feature performances by Holy Roller, Hardly Heroes, The Exits, Andy Muscat and The Cartel. Tickets are £9 in advance, £10 on the door.

Thanks to its Summer Nights event the Broadlands Estate near Romsey will be alive with the sounds of MOR this weekend. Mike Batt's protégé Katie Melua headlines on Friday 4th July, Boyzone take the Saturday night slot before Meat Loaf rounds things off on the Sunday. Tickets are £37.50 (!) and are available via Ticketmaster.

Funkt-If-Ino returns to The Wedgewood Rooms this Saturday, 5th July, for more 'funksoulboogiediscohiphop' than you can wave a stick at, courtesy of resident DJs Darth Fader and Jabba. Doors open at 2200 and tickets are £5 in advance.

The Gosport Festival returns to Walpole Park this weekend for three evenings of FREE entertainment. The Swinging Blue Jeans headline on Friday 4th July, supported by local bands Asylum Seekers, Orange Street and Fallen From Grace. Saturday features sets by Deborah Bonham, Recreation, The Worried Men and Time Bomb with legendary Scottish rockers Nazareth bringing the curtain down. Sunday's line-up includes Panama Grin, Kelly's Tattoo, The Roy Peplow Band and, from 70's disco legends Rose Royce, Gwen Dickey.

Local acoustic duo eNVy and London based Emma King & The Heartsets are the guests at Roger Courtney's Open Mike Club tomorrow night, Thursday 3rd July. Doors open at The Barn at The Milton Arms at 1900, the first artist is on stage at 2000 and the regular Open Mike session follows at 2200. As always, entrance is FREE!

DNB night TheGetAway descends on The Lounge (formally Club EQ) in Southsea this Saturday, 5th July, for an evening of funk-fuelled drum'n'bass supplied by DJs The Brookers Brothers (Breakbeat Kaos), DJ Dangerous (Nightwalker Records), Jamos (Dark), DJ JD (Bassed Out), Shortstuff (SubBassFM) and a selection of MCs. Doors open 2200-0300, entrance is £5 on the door.

And finally, as if there wasn't enough going on this weekend, Guilfest 2008 will be taking place at Stoke Park, Guildford. The line up for this year's festival, the 16th, is again a cornucopia of bands old and new. Friday's line-up includes The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Carbon/Silicon, System 7, Freak Power and The Levellers. Dodgy, Little Man Tate, Kula Shaker, The Aliens, Royworld are playing on the Saturday, with Blondie headlining, whilst Sunday features sets by The Damned, Cerys Matthews, Zucchero, Seth Lakeman, Dreadzone, British Sea Power with The Australian Pink Floyd drawing things to a close. A limited number of tickets are still available from Ticketline.

Put a fork in me, I'm done. Today I have mostly been listening to the most excellent Fields and the most quirky St Vincent, with a dash of the equally fantastic Metric thrown in there somewhere. Be sure to join me next week when I'll be rearranging my sock drawer.